Saved by ha-fuck-you

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

(via teen-age-uhs)

voted-with-darren:

amyandtheraggedyman:

darrenjonasforever:

devonklaine:

devonklaine:

devonklaine:

devonklaine:

devonklaine:

darren criss goes to the washroom

darren piss

darren criss does not hit the target

darren miss

darren criss eats a cupcake

darren bliss

darren criss does not tweet you back

darren diss 

chuck criss gets married

darren’s sis

darren criss becomes a snake

darren hiss

darren criss goes to switzerland

darren swiss

darren criss gives you a smooch

darren kiss

(via irishinnuendos)

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

(via teen-age-uhs)

whiskeytangofudgenuts:

 

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

(via ohmrbieber)

Trying to forget you is like trying to remember someone I never knew.

I have fallen for you…
And hitting the ground with no one there to catch me?
Yeah, that’s going to hurt like hell.