It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while
(via teen-age-uhs)
darren criss goes to the washroom
darren piss
darren criss does not hit the target
darren miss
darren criss eats a cupcake
darren bliss
darren criss does not tweet you back
darren diss
chuck criss gets married
darren’s sis
darren criss becomes a snake
darren hiss
darren criss goes to switzerland
darren swiss
darren criss gives you a smooch
darren kiss
(via irishinnuendos)
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
(via teen-age-uhs)
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
(via ohmrbieber)
(via weget-whatwedeserve)
Trying to forget you is like trying to remember someone I never knew.
I have fallen for you…
And hitting the ground with no one there to catch me?
Yeah, that’s going to hurt like hell.
(via a-mericanapparel)